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MOO.
Dairy

What are your feelings about milk?
I don't particularly enjoy the white water that they try to pass off as milk. But I drink the shit. Get me a carton of Alpenmilch and I'm happy.

What are your feelings about cheese?
I have yet to eat a cheese that I did not like. It is a necessary ingredient in many foods and my wife and I go through about five pounds of cheese in an average week without any negative digestive ramifications.

What are your feelings about yogurt?
I love Piña colada and blueberry yogurt but it has to have the fruit bits in it. I also like to put granola in plain yogurt.

How do you feel about soy milk?
That's not milk. It's soy slime. I have tried it and it's disgusting.

How far are you from the nearest cow?
Roughly twelve miles.